Grace Musings

October 14, 2018

 

 

Notable Quotes and Quotable Notes –
* Someone once asked Dr. Vance Havner how he became a Baptist and he reportedly replied: “Someone just happened to carelessly leave a copy of the N.T. around, and I just happened to carefully read it!”
* The reason some folks don’t believe in missions is that the brand of religion they have isn’t worth propagating.
* “People do not love unpalatable truths, and when they have the alternative of listening to soothing assurance, moving eloquence, pleasing illustrations, and entertaining anecdotes, they not unnaturally avoid them and withdraw as far as they can from the scathing rebukes of the prophet” F. C. Jennings
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“Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him [Psa_2:12]. The late Dr. George Gill used to say, “ ‘Kiss the Son’ is the Old Testament way of saying, ‘… Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved …’ (Act_16:31).” Do you remember who kissed Him? At Jesus’ betrayal Judas said, “I’ll identify him for you by kissing Him.” Jesus said to him, ‘Friend, wherefore art thou come? …” (Mat_26:50). He knew why Judas kissed Him. Let me suggest that Jesus meant this, “Judas, you have just kissed Me and fulfilled prophecy. Now you are free to turn and accept Me, free to turn that kiss of betrayal into a kiss of acceptance. You can do that, Judas. You are a free moral agent.” And the Spirit of God says, “Kiss the Son. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved.” My friend, the Spirit of God today is in the world saying to mankind, “Kiss the Son before it is   too late. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ before it is too late.” J. Vernon Magee ______________________________________________________________________________
The Spirit of Lawlessness in Modern Culture – “Plato, when he wrote The Republic, spent one paragraph on economics, and forty pages on music. One of his contemporaries, Damon of Athens, wrote, ‘let me write the songs of a nation, and I care not who writes its laws.’ There is no artform that shapes the thoughts of men like music does. I wonder how many Christians ever take time to listen to the lyrics of popular music? And if the lyrics are too loud, too profane, or too confusing to decipher, do we ever listen to their words? The lawlessness of western culture is so clearly expressed in what they say. For example:   “I’m free to do what I want any old time” (Rolling Stones, 1965). “It’s my life and I’ll do what I want/ It’s my mind, and I’ll think what I want” (The   Animals, 1965).
*“You got to go where you want to go/ do what you want to do” (Mamas and Papas,   1966).   “It’s your thing/ do what you want to do” (Isley Brothers, 1969).   “We don’t need no thought control” (Pink Floyd, “Another Brick in the Wall,” 1979). “I’m gonna do it my way. … I want to make my own decision … I want to be the one in   control…” (Janet Jackson, “Control,” 1986).   “Nothing’s forbidden and nothing’s taboo when two are in love” (Prince, “When Two   Are in Love,” 1988).   “… the only rules you should live by [are] rules made up by you” (Pennywise, “Rules,”   1991).   “So what we get drunk/ So what we smoke weed … Living young and wild and free”   (“Young, Wild and Free,” Snoop Dog and Wiz Khalifa, 2011).   “We can do what we want; we can live as we choose” (Paul McCartney, “New,” 2013). When men everywhere are rebelling against the Lord Jesus and saying, “We will not have this man to reign over us.” and the nations agree to say, “Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.” should not the Lord’s people turn away from the wicked and bow to the Lord Jesus in obedience?
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How Important Is It For Parents to Teach Their Children a Biblical Worldview? A little girl sought advice from her dad, “Our teacher asked the class if we believed that the moon is made out of green cheese? What should I say?” Her dad smiled and said, “I expect the teacher wants you to figure it out for yourself so I’m not going to give you the answer.” Later that day he felt guilty about his answer so when she came home, he offered to answer her question. She replied, “It’s too late now. We had to give our answer this morning.” Her dad stammered, “What did you tell her?” The little girl had a thoughtful look on her face, “ I told the teacher that the moon was positively NOT made out of green cheese!” And when she asked me how I could be so sure, I said, “The moon was made on the fourth day of Creation and cows were not made until the sixth day. Therefore, there was no milk to make cheese out of, so the moon could not be made out of any kind of cheese!” What a wise and discerning answer! Our children face challenges to their faith every day of their lives. The barbed arrows of the Devil’s lies are aimed at their minds everywhere they turn. What a blessing that this little girl had learned the proper order for the biblical days of creation and had the faith to defeat one of the fiery darts of the Devil.
 
We must teach our children the Word of God and then show them how to reason by what they read in the Bible!

 

Grace Musings

October 7, 2018

 

Notable Quotes and Quotable Notes –
* One thing a pulpit committee has to learn when they are searching for a new pastor is that there is a world of difference between preachers who are appointed by men and preachers who are anointed by God.
* A young pastor, fresh out of Bible college, was trying to draw the multitudes into his church. One week he advertised that he would preach the next Sunday on “Why President Kennedy Was Assasinated!” and the church was filled with people. So he told them that he would preach the following week on “Who God Judged on 9/11!” Again the crowds flocked into the church. Week after week he announced a blockbuster title for the next week’s sermon, and the people filled the church to overflowing. Finally, he realized one Saturday that he couldn’t think of an exciting, firecracker subject to draw his hearers back the next Sunday morning. So he went to his old pastor to ask for advice, “How can I find a sermon topic that will get people to come to hear me preach?” The old preacher looked at him over his glasses for a full minute before replying. “Son,” he said, “If you are going to depend on the excitement generated by the media when an earthquake hits, or a world war is started, or somebody famous dies, I guess you’ll have just go out and make it happen yourself……. But of course, you could just preach the old time gospel. Jesus said that if we lift Him up, He will draw all men to Him. It always comes down to whether you want to draw them to hear you preach or to draw them to trust in Him.” – selected
* Oh, to have one’s soul as a field under heavenly cultivation. No wilderness, but a garden of the Lord, walled around by grace. Planted by instruction, visited by love, weeded by heavenly discipline, guarded by divine power. One’s soul thus favoured is prepared to yield fruit to the glory of God. – Charles Spurgeon ________________________________________________________________________________
How Are We To Love One Another? – It is a great question to ponder. So many of the Lord’s people suppose that the lustful offerings of Hollywood teach us how to love others. A. W. Tozer once said he would rather have the gangster Al Capone give lessons on morality than to have Hollywood show us the difference between right and wrong. Jesus said in John 13:34 “A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.” That’s simple, isn’t it? We are to love each other like Jesus loved His disciples. If we read the gospels with seeing eyes we will discern three great truths about the love of Christ for His disciples. 1) He became a servant to everyone He met. “Ye call me Master and Lord: and ye say well; for so I am. … but I am among you as he that serveth.” John 13:13 & Luke 22:27 2) He served them sacrificially and at great cost. “Hereby perceive we the love of God, because he laid down his life for us: … Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.” 1 John 3:16 & John 15:13 3) He served them without any thought of repayment or reward. “But when thou makest a feast, call the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind: And thou shalt be blessed; for they cannot recompense thee: for thou shalt be recompensed at the resurrection of the just.” Luke 14:13-14 Ah yes, that clarifies things for me. If I will love my wife, my children, my neighbour, my brethren, my enemies, and the lost, I need only to follow the example of Christ. The love of God does not give them truckloads of teddy bears, of Valentine’s Day cards, or boxes of chocolates, nor do I need to hug and smooch everybody I meet in order to show love to them. I must go back to the perfect pattern for loving people, my dear Lord Jesus Christ! And I must ask Him to shed it abroad in my heart by His Spirit (Romans 5:5) and to grow it in me by His Spirit (Gal. 5:22). I will never be able to love others like He loves me if I try to do it in my own strength. – Pastor Undimmed By False Accusations – I Corinthians 13:7b ‘…[Charity] believeth all things…’ You did not understand exactly what your friend meant when he said or did such-and-such. But because you love him, you are willing to put the best construction on his words and motives. Your sin- tainted mind may even glimpse all kinds of conclusions and inferences, but you sweep them all aside, and bring them all into subjection to Christ. Your friend gives a reason for his actions or words, and you wonder whether to believe him. Seeing that you have no sound reason to doubt his sterling character, you choose to believe what he says. Are you not grateful for those who have believed the best about you, and refused to entertain an evil eye? Do you not value those who have driven away a backbiting tongue on your behalf? Blessed be those whose faces are undimmed by evil assumptions, and who demonstrate an unfaltering trust toward good men. Theirs is true religion, and not a fly-by-night appearance only. – Pastor James West ________________________________________________________________________________
Miracles Follow the Plow – I have noticed that the power of God always hovers over our frontiers. Note the effect of this truth upon the local church where plentiful fruit was once the regular and expected thing. Now there is little or no fruit. The power of God seems to be in abeyance. What is the trouble? God has not changed, nor His purpose for the church. No, the church has become fallow. It has now come to accept an easier way of life, it has become a school instead of a barracks. Its members are students, not soldiers. Its security is its deadliest foe. The only way to power is to come out of hiding and take the path of obedience.The church that fears the plow writes its own epitaph: the church that uses the plow walks in the way of revival. – Excerpted from Miracles Follow the Plow, by A.W. Tozer

Grace Musings

September 30, 2018

 

 

Notable Quotes and Quotable Notes –

  • Love for my neighbour often begins with the words, “I apologize.” – Anon.
  • The best thing about silence is the difficulty of it becoming gossip. – selected
  • The long term survival of a politician depends for the most part on his ability to persuade

voters to think that he gave them what he promised them in the last election. – selected

  • A warning for the greedy: God can shovel it out the back door with a spoon faster than you

can shovel it in the front door with a bulldozer. – Missionary Marvin Matthews

  • In cold weather one good turn gets most of the blanket. – Deacon True

The Wisdom of Being Able to Change My Mind – by Pastor Buddy Smith Two men I admire are Wilbur and Orville Wright, who are credited with inventing the first powered airplane. They owned a bicycle shop in Dayton, Ohio, and for several years had been trying to copy the flights of birds. They built gliders and shipped them to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, where they assembled them on the sand dunes and tried to get them to fly. They’d drag them up Kill Devil Hill, then one of them would sit between the wings while two others would lift the spindly glider and run down the hill into the wind and release it for a short hop. By 1901 they’d   added a twelve horsepower engine and mounted the Wright Flyer (as they called it) on a catapult and it flew just over 40 metres. The wingspan of most airliners is longer than that. Their engineering feats are impressive. They tested wing shapes on the handlebars of a bicycle to see how they would perform, they built their own windtunnel for more testing, they designed their own propellors (which were later evaluated by experts and proven to be the best possible shape) ! But do you know what was the greatest thing they ever learned? They learned the wisdom of being able to change their minds! One biographer described their disagreements, over the theory of flight, the design and construction of their Flyer, trim, controls, improvements, etc! They would argue, Orville and Wilbur, and do their best to persuade each other to agree with the opposing viewpoint. They would argue all day and up into the night, and go to bed poles apart. BUT they would often wake up in the morning, each of them, convinced that the other was right and he was wrong! And so the arguments would begin all over again. Until they came to agree with total accord. Now, we may doubt that this method was expedient, but it was actually very astute. It meant that, by the time they built the Flyer and tested it at Kitty Hawk, they had evaluated almost every aspect of the plane sufficiently that it flew, and flew again, and flew again. I admire them because they knew how to think, but they knew how to have their thoughts tested, and how to test the thoughts of their peers. Each one of them could handle the destruction of their cherished ideas because they appreciated better ideas, and then proceeded to tear down those better ideas to make room for excellent ideas. And that process required changing their minds. Finally, when their ideas were demolished and discarded and rebuilt until they could do no more, they flipped a coin to see who would pilot the Flyer this time, and who would prime the engine and flip the prop, and trip the catapult to launch the plane when his brother called out, “Let her fly!” It flew and we fly today because Wilbur and Orville Wright had learned the wisdom of changing their minds. A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels: Proverbs 1:5 The Meekness of George Whitfield – He showed himself to be a meek man on many occasions. In his early days so many people came to hear him that many of the local clergy banned him from their pulpits. Some pastors named him from the pulpit and roared against him while he sat in the congregation. Some who had been converted under Whitfield’s preaching were so offended that they walked out of the church, and Whitfield preached against their actions. When one of his admirers wanted to cut the salary of his minister for criticising Whitfield, he composed a sermon on loving one’s enemies and his friend repented. Those sermons are acts of meekness. When an enemy printed a pamphlet against him, he took it upstairs, knelt by his bed , and prayed hard for the author. Whitfield’s meekness won where beligerence failed. Whitfield received a scathing rebuke from one of his critics, who chastised him for an offence. Whitfield graciously replied, “I thank you for speaking to me about this matter, but I must tell you that I know much worse things about myself than what you have written.” We must never think of this blessed fruit of the Spirit without remembering the third Beatitude, “Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.” Matt. 5:5 There is contained in this verse a grand truth. The meek man yields up his rights to God and is content with God’s providence, even if that providence brings the censure of evil men. He finds that he inherits much more than they take from him. Do the wicked pant after the dust on the head of the poor (Amos 2:7)? Let them have it. God offers the earth to the meek man. Will Saul deny David the honours he promised? God has better honours for him if he will learn meekness. Will Nebuchadnezzar deny Daniel and his friends the luxuries of the king’s court in Jerusalem? Then give them up, lads, for God has bigger things in store. Will the rulers of the synagogue cast out the man who was born blind, but now can see? It is no great loss, for the Saviour will find him and welcome him into a better fellowship. So we must ask ourselves, “Do I desire, do I long for and yearn earnestly that the Spirit of God will grow in the parched desert of my heart the meekness that will mark me as belonging to Jesus Christ?” It is mine for the asking. – Excerpted from Arnold Dallimore’s biography of Whitfield

Grace Musings

September 23, 2018

 

 

Notable Quotes and Quotable Notes – * Life is about 10% what happens to me and about 90% how I react to it. – selected * The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. – selected * You say men are skeptical where Jesus is concerned. I’ll tell you when they are skeptical–when they see a caricature of Jesus in you and me. – Evangelist Gipsy Smith * I wonder what would happen if the preacher stopped in the middle of his sermon next Sunday morning and said, “Have you paid your debts this week? – Evangelist Gypsy Smith If The Lord is Willing – Pastor Buddy Smith Two old farmers knew each other pretty well. They’d often lean on a fence post and talk about the weather and the price of spuds. One day Tom was plowing up close to the fence and saw Ollie leading his milk cow down the road on a rope. Tom pulled his old mule to a halt, and called out, “Mornin’ Ollie, Where you takin’ old Flower?” Ollie looked up at Tom in the paddock, “She ain’t  

 

been giving much milk lately so I’m taking her down to town to sell her to the butcher. Might get five dollars for her.” Tom liked to stir Ollie up so he said, “You mean, if the Lord is willing, you’re gonna sell her, don’t you?” “Now hold on there, Tom, she’s my cow and I can sell her if I want to. It don’t make no difference if the Lord is willin’ or not, I’m gonna sell my cow!” And with that, he set off for town. Tom plowed another round, and to his surprise, there was Ollie walking home with his rope, but without Flower. “Hey, Ollie, did you sell her already? That was quick.” Ollie shook his head no, “There was three fellows layin’ for me just around the bend and they beat me up and stole my cow.” Tom asked, “Well, what you gonna do now?” Ollie looked at his rope, rubbed a sore spot on his chin, and said, “I reckon I’ll go home and chop some firewood for Ma, if the Lord is willing.” James 4:13-15 Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell, and get gain: Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away. For that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and do this, or that. ____________________________________________________________________________ Reverse Gossip – excerpted from an article in Pastor’s files 40 years ago – Blake was so angry at Eddie for beating him at golf that he didn’t speak to him for a month. That hurt Eddie’s feelings, especially after Blake’s salesman won a fat contract that Eddie had bid on. He thought his bid was sure to get the job. It went downhill from there. They stopped having coffee on Fridays, and then their wives dropped out of the church bowling team. Their kids stopped having sleepovers. They started sitting on opposite sides of the auditorium, then Blake resigned from the deacon board, and Eddie quit the choir. Their pastor was so burdened over the rift between them that he feared the church might lose both families, and dreaded who would go with them. Well, that was before old Bro. Cecil set out to be a peacemaker and get them back on good terms. He knew how to get close to just about anybody and win them over to the Lord’s side of every issue. He used what he called “reverse gossip”. One day he rang Eddie at work and offered to buy his lunch and Eddie agreed. Cec was twenty years older than Eddie, and was his Sunday School teacher when he was a teenager. Eddie had a real soft spot for Cec. They talked about old times, and Eddie’s kids, and Cec’s grandkids, and their preacher’s sermons, and then before they parted, Cec put his hand on Eddie’s shoulder and softly said, “It seems like maybe you and Blake aren’t as close as you used to be. I’m sorry to see that. No matter what has come between you, you’d have to admit that he’s really doing a good job raising those kids of his, wouldn’t you?” Eddie was moved by Cec’s appeal, and admitted, “Yeh, he loves his family and the kids are turning out well.” Two days later Cec rang Blake and asked if he could spare a few minutes to give him some advice on renovating his house. They had served as deacons together for several years and Blake admired Cec’s tenderhearted approach. Well, you guessed it, they ended up spending the entire morning together and having lunch. Cec’s fishing stories made Blake laugh more than he had in months. As they walked to their cars, Cec turned and shook Blake’s hand saying, “Blake, we’re really good friends. I don’t want to meddle, but it seems to me that you and Eddie aren’t as close as you used to be. I’m sorry to see that. No matter what has come between you, you’d have to admit that he has a great gift for teaching the Bible, wouldn’t you?” Blake looked down for a moment, and then at Cec and said, “Yeah, he is probably the best teacher in the church, apart from our pastor. I wish I could teach like him.” Cec replied, “That’s true. He’s a blessing. You know what he said about you the other day? He said you and Mary sure are doing a good job raising your kids for the Lord.” He left Blake standing in the parking lot, thinking about Eddie’s place in his life and in the church. Cec dropped by on Saturday at Eddie’s house to return a book, and as he was leaving he said, “Say, Eddie, you know what Blake said about you the other day? He said you sure are a good Bible teacher, and that he wishes he could teach as well as you.” Eddie looked at Cec with tears in his eyes, and nodded his head. *************** Funny thing, but somebody told Pastor that they saw Blake and Eddie having coffee together and that they took their families to the lake for a BBQ that afternoon. Bro. Cecil looked pretty happy at church the next day. – Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Grace Musings

September 16, 2018

 

 

__ Notable Quotes and Quotable Notes – The Sweetest Sayings in the World: * I love you! * Sleep till noon! * It’s quitting time! * You’ve lost weight!

* Dinner is served!
* Keep the change!
* This church is really clean! (Thanks for making this last one possible!)
* Have you noticed that the second baby is not nearly as breakable as the first? – selected
* A preacher came up with a way to stop the arguments at the church board meetings. He made each one of the elders put twenty dollars on the table, and if anybody raises his voice he has to give his money to the person he is speaking to. – selected * Shakespeare, da Vinci, Benjamin Franklin, and Abraham Lincoln never saw a movie, heard a radio, or looked at a television. They had loneliness and that was when the creative juices flowed.
 
Deacon True Sez – Our little country church was having problems with mice. At the business meeting several ideas were discussed, but the best one came from old Bro. Stone. He moved that we vote every church mouse into the membership. When asked why, he replied, “Well, that way we won’t see them but twice a year, Christmas and Easter, and think of all the money we’ll save on cheese.” The motion was seconded, unanimously voted in and we ain’t seen one mouse since. “Though I Don’t Like the Crew, I won’t sink the ship. In fact, in time of storm, I’ll do my best to save it.You see, we’re all in this craft and must sink or swim together.” – by Daniel DeFoe, author of Robinson Crusoe Comment from an angry viewer – “I’ve watched TV grow from infancy to adultery!” Warning! This conversation is being recorded! – Pastor Buddy Smith During the series of Wednesday night studies on Bible characters one of our men spoke on Jephthah and his foolish vow. He called the sermon “Be Careful What You Say!” It was a sledgehammer blow, a sermon with teeth, and it chewed on me for several days. I decided to print up some little cards with the words, “Warning! This conversation is being recorded!” on one side, and on the other side, “Matthew 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.” Sadly, not many people enjoyed receiving them and nobody asked for a pile to give to friends and family! Wonder why? We don’t often think of giving an account for our idle words, but when the books are opened at the Judgment Seat of Christ and we see our works tested by fire, surely our words will be tested as well. I tell our folks that Malanda, where we live, is the Gossip Capital of the World! I have to restrain my old nature every week from plastering a big banner across the welcome sign at both edges of town, a banner that proclaims the truth to all the world that Malanda has that terrible distinction. Other towns may have the Giant Pineapple, or the Giant Gumboot, but our town has the Big Mouth! I was so stirred about this that I searched out how many verses in the Bible deal with our words, our lips, our tongue, with talebearing, slander, backbiting, etc., and found more than a thousand verses. Then I worked my way through them and listed more than a hundred that make good preaching texts. I then printed them out with a letter to all our preachers asking them to preach on godly speech for several months. Well, we’ve started. And most of us are wearing pretty large bandages to cover the wounds of the Sword! Almost sixty years ago, I was a teenager in a good church. Our pastor was a strong preacher, and the church grew through people coming to Christ. My parents served as youth leaders. We had an air force base nearby with several airmen attending church. One night we had a youth activity at our house with twenty or thirty young people showing up. An airman lugged in a big reel to reel tape recorder, found a place to stash it, placed the microphone to pick up all the noise (?), and set it going. We headed out the door for a scavenger hunt, and then disaster struck! You see, he had put the recorder in a corner behind the couch where my mother and the pastor’s wife sat down to visit while they waited for us to return. Neither of them knew that every word they said was being recorded. When we returned the airman yelled out, “Oh no! I left the recorder running!” He reached over the couch between Mum and the pastor’s wife, turned it off, and rewound the tape, not knowing what had been recorded. It wasn’t until the meeting was over and everyone had left that my mum burst out laughing, with her hand over her mouth. Dad, my sis, and I were puzzled what could be so funny. Finally, Mum told us. She said that when the young chap revealed that he’d left the recorder on, our pastor’s wife’s face turned as red as a stoplight! She had been telling all the latest gossip on everbody in the church, and it was recorded, every word! We had a chuckle over it, and promptly forgot about it. But God doesn’t forget! He records it, even the idle words! So Take Warning! This conversation is being recorded!
 

Grace Notes August 5, 2018

 

 

From Our Pastor –

We welcome our visitors today and invite you to worship with us again next Sunday.

It is our privilege to have missionaries Alex and Elisabeth Holowaty as our guests today. Bro. Alex will speak this morning. This evening he will speak and give an audiovisual presentation of their ministry in Argentina. Please do plan on coming. Also, Susan said that there will be a morning tea for our ladies at church 9 AM Tuesday morning and Mrs. Holowaty will give her testimony.

Pastor and Susan want to thank every one who prayed for us regarding Pastor’s surgery. Please do remember to pray for Wendy and Arthur Cassimatis as her cancer is now in her eye and will require further surgery and treatment. Pray for Cam and Lauren as they are returning home from Katherine this week. The Dagans fly into Cairns on Friday and Bro. Chris will preach next Sunday morning. The Himsworths are due home this week so pray for safe travel for them and for Sheila’s health.

Grace Singers practice for the OzCare program is at 4 PM and choir practice is at 5 PM today. ______________________________________________________________________________

Deacon True Sez,

Me and Ma wuz in the grocery store t’other day to grab a loaf of bread. The checkout line has a big red sign, “SIX ITEMS EXPRESS LANE”. Yep, you guessed it, there was a shopper with her nose in the air, completely ignoring the sign, with a trolley piled halfway to the roof with all sorts of stuff. You oughta seen ma’s face when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six items would you like to purchase?” 

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The Roman Catholic Fable

A pretty maid, a Protestant, was to a Catholic wed;

To love all Bible truths and tales, quite early she’d been bred,

It sorely grieved her husband’s heart that she would not comply,

And join the Mother Church of Rome and heretics deny.

So day by day he flattered her, but still she saw no good

Would ever come from bowing down to idols made of wood.

The Mass, the host, the miracles, were made but to deceive;

And transubstantiation, too, she’d never dare believe.

He went to see his clergyman and told him his sad tale.

“My wife is an unbeliever, sir; you can perhaps prevail;

For all your Romish miracles my wife has strong aversion,

To really work a miracle might lead her to conversion.”

The priest went with the gentleman — he thought to gain a prize.

He said “I will convert her, sir, and open both her eyes.”

So when they came into the house, the husband loudly cried,

“The priest has come to dine with us!” “He’s welcome” she replied.

And when, at last, the meal was o’er, the priest at once began,

To teach his hostess all about the sinful state of man:

The greatness of our Saviour’s love, which Christians can’t deny.

To give Himself a sacrifice and for our sins to die.

“I will return tomorrow, lass, prepare some bread and wine;

The sacramental miracle will stop your soul’s decline.”

“I’ll bake the bread, ” the lady said. “You may” he did reply.

“And when you’ve seen this miracle, convinced you’ll be, say I.”

The priest did come accordingly, the bread and wine did bless.

The lady asked, “Sir, is it changed?”

The priest answered, “Yes”. It’s changed from common bread and wine to truly flesh and blood; Begorra, lass, this power of mine has changed it into God!”

So having blessed the bread and wine, to eat they did prepare.

The lady said unto the priest, “I warn you to take care”,

For half an ounce of arsenic was mixed right in the batter,

But since you have its nature changed, it cannot really matter.”

The priest was struck real dumb — he looked as pale as death.

The bread and wine fell from his hands and he did gasp for breath.

“Bring me my horse!” the priest cried. “This is a cursed home!”

The lady replied, “Begone: t’is you who shares the curse of Rome.”

The husband, too, he sat surprised, and not a word did say.

At length he spoke, “My dear, ” said he, “the priest has run away;

To gulp such mummery and tripe, I’m not for sure, quite able;

I’ll go with you and renounce this Roman Catholic fable.”

The Missionary Who Wouldn’t Give Up! –

Many years ago a missionary told us of his ministry of tract distribution to sailors. Ships docked at the wharves from all over the world. One day he boarded a freighter and met an officer from India and told him of Christ. He had never heard of eternal life, nor had he ever met a Christian. My friend told him of Bakht Singh, the Indian evangelist, a Sikh by birth, converted to Christ in Canada, and used greatly by God in India. The ship’s officer showed interest in reading the life of Bakht Singh so my friend promised to find a tract that told his lifestory and send it to him at the next port the ship landed. Would you believe that, by the time the tract came and was sent on, the ship had sailed, and it was forwarded to the next port, and the nex, and the next, …until it finally caught up with the ship, and the sailor read it and was converted to Christ. He then wrote to our friend and told him of his salvation. Oh, you ask, “Who was the missionary who wouldn’t give up?” It was the little tract that followed the needy sinner around the world until it finally caught up with him, and showed him the way to Heaven.

Grace Notes
July 22nd, 2018


Grace Notes
 From Our Pastor  –
   We welcome our visitors today and invite you to worship with us again next Sunday.

    We are privileged to have Alex and Elisabeth Holowaty, missionaries to  Argentina to speak at GBC in two weeks’ time, on the 6thof August. He will speak in both services and present their ministry in the evening service. Please do mark your calendars and plan on attending.

    Our missionaries to PNG, the Dagans, will be returning for a short furlough on the 10thof August. We need someone to take their vehicle down to the airport that afternoon so they have wheels. If you are interested in serving the Lord’s servants, please let pastor know.

    Pastor is scheduled for surgery on a foot the 31stof this month and would appreciate your prayers for it to go well, and so I can be more mobile than I have been. Please keep in mind that Youth Camp will be here before we know it. The dates are September 24-28. Camp forms will be posted on the church website shortly. If you would like to help with cooking (cakes and biscuits, etc.)

   Grace Singers practice is at 4 PM and Choir practice will be at 5 PM. 

Ladies meeting is Tuesday night at 7 PM here at church.
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  Quotable Notes and Notable Quotes –
   * The branch of the vine does not worry, and toil, or rush here seeking for sunshine, or there to find rain.
No; it rests in union and communion with the vine; and at the right time, and in the right way, the right fruit is
found on it. Let us so abide in the Lord Jesus.  – Hudson Taylor.
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  Deacon True Sez-  If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
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Therapy For the Funny Bone   –
    (Charles Spurgeon was criticised for his judicious use of humour in the pulpit. His reply? He said, “You ought to hear the ones I don’t tell you!” – Ed.)
    A Baptist church member was shipwrecked for several years on a desert island. One day, he saw a ship sailing by and lit a big fire in hopes the captain would see it and send a boat ashore to rescue him. Sure enough, a lifeboat was soon rowed ashore and the poor old, skin and bones, bearded fellow was rescued. As he was being rowed out to the ship, the first mate asked him, “Are you the only one on the island?” “Yes, the only one,” he replied. “Well, why are there three grass huts?”  “Oh, well, you see the one on the left is my house, and the one on the right is my church.” “Ok,” the mate said, “But what about the one in the middle?” “Oh, that’s church I used to go to.”    (He would have to be a Baptist, don’t you reckon? – Ed.) 
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Fundraising Letters From Missionaries and Pastors’ Replies to Them – Dear Pa$tor Flintheart, I am $eeking engagement$ for fund rai$ing for our mi$$ion$ team’$ trip in $eptember. It i$ our de$ire to lead a group of $oulwinner$ to the de$perately needy field of the $un$hine Coa$t in Queen$land. Our worker$ 
are all graduate$ of the Mi$$iology $peciali$t$ $tudies cour$e taught by Pa$tor $am Money$pinner, who head$ up the $outhern Bapti$t $eminary in
$owbelly, Mi$$i$$ippi. We are pre$ently $tirring the $aints to $upplicate, $trive, and $upport thi$ worthy project $o that we can $torm the gate$ of Hell, and $eek to $ave $ouls in one of $atan’$ $tronghold$. In order for u$ to be $ucce$$ful we are a$king pa$tor$ and churche$ to $upport u$ and $tand 
with u$ in thi$ worthy $oul $aving project. If you can fit u$ into your $chedule, plea$e give me a call on _______________.           $igned,  Rev. $ydney Grabbuck$, Mi$$ionary to the up and out $inner$ on the $un$hine Coa$t.

      Dear Missionary Grabbucks, We appreciate the NOble project your kNOwledgeable team is undertaking. I have heard that the overheated ecoNOmy of that part of the state is a large part of their igNOrance and igNOble behaviour. The casiNOs have put an astroNOmical financial burdeN On the poor 
dowNtrOdden workiNg class peOple living there. UNfOrtunately, we have NO dates available in September. In fact, the earliest available date is in NOvember, 2025.We thaNk yOu for NOtifying us. If you are iN Our area, be sure to phoNe Our uNlisted church phOne number. Like I always say, Be ye warmed and filled,
                                           SigNed, PastOr NOel FliNtstOne, NO Way Baptist Church
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       Does God Exist ? A man went into a barbershop for a hair cut. As the barber worked, they talked about many things.
But when he mentioned God, the barber said: “I don’t believe God exists.” “Why do you say that?” asked the customer.
“Well, you just have to look around you to see that there is no God. Tell me, if God existed, would there be sick people?
Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, would there be suffering or pain? A loving God  would never allow
such things.” The customer thought for a moment, and remained silent. When the barber was finished the customer paid
and left. Outside the shop he saw a man with long, stringy, dirty hair and a shaggy, untrimmed beard. He was dirty and unkempt.
The man quickly turned back and entered the barber shop again, and said to the barber, “You know what? Barbers do not exist.”
“How can you say that?” asked the surprised barber. ”I am a barber, and I just cut your hair!” “No!  Barbers don’t exist!”
Then, taking the barber by the arm he led him out the door and pointed to the man with shaggy hair, saying, “Barbers don’t exist!
If they did, there wouldm’t be men with dirty, long hair and shaggy beards, like him!” The barber replied,“Ah, but barbers DO exist!
He is that way because he will not come to me.” “Exactly!” affirmed the customer. “That’s the point! God DOES exist! Bad things
happen when people will not go to Him and ask Him for help. That’s exactly why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.
God does exist, but men will not come to Him!” –